Korean Jokes

One day, on a boat, there were a Japanese, an American, a Korean, and a Filipino.

Unexpectedly, the boat started to sink.

The Japanese stood near the edge of the boat and said to himself: "Honor to my country." After that he jumped off the boat.

The boat was still sinking.

Next, the American stood near the edge of the boat and said to himself: "In God we trust." After that he jumped off the boat.

Without expecting it, the Filipino kicked the Korean off the boat and said: "MABUHAY ANG PILIPINAS!!!(long live the Philippines!!!)"

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There were a Japanese, a Korean, and a Filipino on a plane.

All of a sudden, the plane's engine gave up on them.

"We're too heavy!" the Japanese told the other two.
"We have to throw some stuff away!" the Korean told them.

The Japanese threw away a bunch of stuff with major Japanese brands like Yamaha and Nintendo.

"Why did you do that?" the Filipino asked.
"We have a lot of those in Japan." the Japanese replied.

They were still too heavy.

The Korean threw his stuff that had major Korean brands like Samsung.

"Why did you do that?" the Filipino asked.
"We have a lot of those in Korea." the Korean replied.

The plane was still too heavy and was about to crash.

The Filipino grabbed the Korean and threw him out of the plane.

"WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?!?!?" the Japanese asked.

I think you know why.